{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"clown-juice-beard-oil","title":"Clown Juice Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"304\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"279\"\u003eClown Juice\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t here to play nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eThis exclusive collaboration with \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/everblessedbeardco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Everblessed Beard Company\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eEverblessed Beard Co.\u003c\/a\u003e brings together the smooth burn of aged whiskey, the nostalgic sweetness of cotton candy, and a dark cherry finish that lingers just a little longer than it should. 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